3. Anti poachers guarding the gorillas selfie

Anti poachers guarding the gorillas selfie

Anti-Poacher: Alright Kevin?

Gorilla: Alright Phil.

Anti-Poacher: You err...you up to much?

Gorilla: Nah pal, just waiting.

Anti-Poacher: What for?

Gorilla: Well Jimmy over there reckons the chimpanzees ‘ave bin scrappin, so we’re ‘avin a bet

Anti-Poacher: Can I join in?

Gorilla: Nah pal you can’t

Anti-Poacher: Why not Kev?

Gorilla: ‘cos am a fucking gorilla and you’re dreaming mate

Anti-Poacher: Oh shit. Fair enough. Cya mate

Gorilla: No worries lad, and YOU. Yes you, get to sleep, you’re browsing reddit at God knows what’s time and I guarantee you probably have something on tomorrow, most likely requiring an early start. So you be a good lad/lass, put your phone down and fall asleep while thinking about whether I had this comment planned from the start or if I just kinda made it up as I went along. You probably already know the answer to that. Goodnight.

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