3. Anti-Vaxxer Sues Facebook, In The Middle Of A Pandemic, For 'In Excess' Of $5 Bi...

Anti-Vaxxer Sues Facebook, In The Middle Of A Pandemic, For 'In Excess' Of $5 Billion For Shutting Down His Account

For a conspiracy theybsure suck at keeping it secret and actually pulling anything off.

What do you mean? BigVax just pulled off the greatest heist in world history. They tricked billions of people and our world's most powerful governments into shutting down the world economy. Why? So they can shutter us in our homes. Why? So they cause resentment towards Donald Trump? Why? To just the VacStapo. They now have the cover they need to move door to door, vaccinating us all.

It's foolproof. And they did it all without hardly anyone noticing.

...

Wait. The more I think about this, why does blaming Donald Trump cause BigVax to win again? Hm. Oh well. Obviously Trump is fighting back against this. I don't know a lot about Trump but I know he stands for what I stand for.

(Drumroll, because it won't be clear otherwise: /s.)

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