In my High School, there is this kid named Tylor. He is the literal definition of a compulsive liar. The best story Ive ever witnessed him tell is this one.
I am in my 3rd hour Math class, at a table with three other friends, and Tylor. We were working on that days lesson, when all of the sudden, Tylor winces in pain. All 4 of us look up at him and ask him if he is ok. To which he replies, "Yeah man, I just got a tattoo on my back last hour", pointing to his right shoulder (So you left school at second hour just to get a tattoo?). Dumbfounded at this, we asked him what it looked like, and were told we couldnt see it because it hurt to bad and he couldnt lift up his shirt. We called bullshit, and he threw a fit. Later in the class, my friend tell us, "Im going to go sharpen my pencil real quick". But he sneaks up behind Tylor and lifts up his shirt. Revealing all to us, exposing his complete and utter bullshit story. Tylor withdrawls and quickly tried to blame my friend for being homosexual for lifting up his shirt, to which he replied "Where was the tattoo man?". He told us it was higher up on his back, and that we couldnt see it because they used a razorblade to cut his back, and that they were going to pour ink into later (That dosent really help explain why it isnt there, but ok), he then called us douchebags and turned around to finish his work. The same friend does this a second time, practically robbing him of clothing. No tattoo. I guess he had also told a few girls in the class about the same story, because they began to question him too. Finally, he asks to go to the bathroom with about 20 minutes left in class, he dosent return until there are 5 left. He walks right up to us, takes off his shirt, turns around, and reveals a big, red, rash-like spot on his back, and says "Here it is!". I was in awe. This kid spent 15 minutes in the bathroom scratching the absolute fuck out of his back, then calls it a tattoo. All of us laughed and he left.
Later in the day, he came up to me, and apologized, saying "Sorry for making that story up man. I feel pretty bad". I look at him, dont say a word, and proceed to my next class.
Fuck Tylor