This isn't a rival, but still a good story. I won't let one shithead define the entire Razorback fanbase, so any other Arkansas fans are good in my book.

I was waiting in line at a very popular restaurant that had its line going out the door and on the sidewalk. The sidewalk is absolutely packed, including a family with four little kids in front of us (they were all wearing Nebraska gear). On one edge of the sidewalk is the building, on the other edge is the parking lot with parking spaces going perpendicular towards this sidewalk.

A full sized SUV decked out with Arkansas decals on each side, front hood, license plate, and even had the Razorback logo hanging from the mirror drives up into one of these spaces. Most of the people in the SUV get out, and every single one of them is dressed top to bottom in Arkansas gear.

However the person in the front passenger seat remains inside the car, and the car is left running. At this point a little kid climbs into the drivers seat and starts playing with the buttons, steering wheel, etc. Meanwhile the SUV is about two feet from this Nebraska family (four little kids between the ages of 6-13, four more adults) in front of us. Absolutely no cement barriers or anything of that kind.

It was an obvious accident waiting to happen. The kid could have easily driven the car into the Nebraska family, and into the pack restaurant taking out 15-20 people easily. The Nebraska/Arkansas people are oblivious to what is going on, the people in my group and the group behind me are watching this for a little while hoping common sense would prevail. The line is incredibly slow and not moving. Eventually someone from my group (A Michigan Grad) walks up to the guy in the passenger side of the car, and politely explains the situation and that he should either take the kid out of the drivers seat, or turn the car off for safety reasons.

The guy responded with: "Safety my ass."