This is a throwaway account. You'll see why.
Mine are all sexual and terrible so if you're sensitive, skip mine.
1) When I was in my early teens I discovered that I could suck my own dick. The first year or so I did a sort of half backwards somersault. After that I could just sit on my bed, lean over, and put about half of it in my mouth. It doesn't feel as good as you would think, it's more like sucking a dick than getting yours sucked. Can't explain why. Still felt good though. I figured out later it was because mine is bigger than average. Not huge, though at 7.75 inches.
2) I fucked my future wife's college roommate while my then girlfriend was asleep in the next bed. I really liked her so for the first time in my life I felt awful about it so I told her. She broke up with me, the first girl to ever do that, and then forgave me and married me.
They get worse.
3) Because I'm mentally ill the medications I take sometimes interfere with orgasm. Sometimes I go for hours and just can't finish. My wife enjoys this sometimes but other times she's really ready to end it. She can orgasm just so many times before she just can't anymore, apparently. It really sucks when we just want a quicky. I can't fuck in cool places anymore because it takes too long. Like public pools, at the beach, in a moving car, in a restaurant, etc.
Here's where it gets bad.
4) I have a very very attractive female first cousin I grew up with. She was born the month after I was and lived right down the street. We started touching each other at around 5. At around 10 we started oral, and by 11 we were having full-on wild sex on the regular. I moved far away at 18 so that's when we stopped. I saw her about a year ago and she still looks incredible and she told me she would always be in love with me. I do not feel the same. She is also nuttier than a fruit cake and tried to get me to do it again. We talked about all that for the first time and she was fine with us, but she revealed that her mother molested her. Her mother is my mother's sister and my mother molested me too. My therapist says someone must have molested them. I won't discuss it with anyone in my family as they're all lunatics.
Thought that was bad? It gets worse.
5) Out of curiosity I watched a "mommy" porn (xev) and I got really turned on and fucked the hell out of my wife. I was ashamed but my wife really wanted to know what turned me on so much. I let her watch it and I covered my face in shame. Although she was understandably shocked at first because I told her last year about being molested, after some thought she was OK with it. She has a degree in psychology and she told me that this was normal although it was usually girls who were molested and therefore had "daddy" fetishes. Now, when she wants to turn me on when I don't feel like it (frequent domination thing for her) or when she wants me to finish faster among her things she does is say mommy fetish things. Like: Ooh, my big boy has such a big hard cock for mommy. Mommy wants to suck her big boys big cock. Give mommy all your cum. Mommys pussy is wet for you. Fuck mommy's pussy real good. Mommys cumming, baby. Cum in mommys pussy. Et cetera. It's awful, I know. My therapist said that was not a good idea but... I really like it. God, I'm fucked up. Here's why:
No one should read this next one.
6) I was molested by my mother pretty much my entire life until I moved out at 18. The fucked up thing was I enjoyed it and didn't really feel shame at the time but I knew it was a secret. By the time I reached puberty we had sex every day. A couple of years later, it became even more frequent and very advanced. I've been in therapy for years now, I'm mentally ill, and I'm by far the biggest pervert of anyone I've ever met. It ran the full sexual gamut. By the earliest I can remember I'd already done damned near anything sexual you can. My dad was in the Navy so he was away a lot and when he was home he was a violent drunk. I was really sexually confident and aggressive in school and I never had a girlfriend, just sexual partners, and I've been told the incest was probably why. I don't even know how many partners. I don't know when I lost my virginity. I lied to my wife and told her I was a virgin when we met in college when I was 21 because I wanted to leave all that behind. She didn't believe me at first anyway, but eventually did because I didn't waver. I fell madly for her. She was the first person and first girl I ever loved. To this day I love her wholly, completely, and unconditionally. It wasn't until last year, in my early forties, that I told her finally. It took a lot for me to tell her and I sobbed like a little girl. She said it explained a lot she always wondered about me like she's always been very open sexually and basically has really enjoyed everything we've done and it's been a lot. My wife is naturally kind, generous, gentle, giving, and patient. She helped me through it at first and then helped me find a therapist. She's been a saint, but for the first time ever I see anger in her. I think she'd like to kill my mother. If she does, I guess I'll come back and add number 7. In case you were wondering, we do have kids and I will never, not ever, do anything to them like what was done to me. I won't even spank them, much less anything terrible. I will protect them to my death as they are my whole world.
I've read worse on Reddit, like people who were used for kiddie porn when they were kids, so I realize that other people have it worse and live on and I guess so will I. With medication.