Has anybody ever been approached by a much older woman?

I've actually, to my knowledge, only ever been approached by a much older woman.

Backstory:

I was studying abroad and me and seven other friends took a trip to Budapest last November. Of course, during the day, we did your basic sightseeing/picture taking, and then we looked for the best deals for food/drinking. Lo and behold, we found a ruin pub (bars that Budapest is known for that reconstructed from old housing) called Instant.

Now, Instant wasn't more than a block or two away from the apartment we were renting for the eight of us, and it turned out they had all you can drink for the equivalent of $5. Fucking steal. We go there two nights in a row. First night, we're all there, having a blast playing drinking games and because the atmosphere was so "out there" and crazy, we decide to go back the second night.

Next night, there's only a few of us (I'd say 5?) and we go through the same routine but different groups decide to join in throughout the night as there are empty chairs at the large table we decide to occupy both nights. Groups come and go, but these two older British women come and see what we're up too. One is hammered, but 40-ish years old, hard-bodied and beautiful. The other one was well...not that, and an absolute party pooper.

So things continue on, and we start talking to the MILF about where she's from, why we're here, yadda yadda. Being me, I was on the outskirts of the conversation the entire time, but I tried to imitate her accent and she made fun of me and I thought, "oh...I should just stop...".

Well, after that conversation was done, she came over and promptly whispered in my ear with her Manchester(?) accent "hey, you 'wan me to sit on ya face?" One of the girls I was studying abroad with heard her from across the table, and I was just really embarrassed so I didn't know how to react. She then proceeded to ask me if I was gay, and I said definitely not. So she continued to do all these things that were obvious hints of attraction, but to me, I had never been hit on before (at least not as directly...) so how was I to know? We exchanged glasses, she told me to feel her hard abs (confirmed, were hard), and then she eventually just straddled me, and we made out for five minutes.

Now that I am slightly more experienced, if the opportunity ever arises in such a way, I'll most likely take it. My self-esteem has always been kind of low and I've always turned a blind eye to what could have been attraction. All of this to say...

If it is very obvious you're being approached and you're interested in her, GO FOR IT!

This woman had three teenage daughters, and she asked me to have sex with her. Of course I regret not taking her up on the offer, and making out was fun, but unless you're a greek god, I'd imagine these things don't come around everyday. Will I be going to Budapest or England to search for older women again? Probably, if a better situation doesn't come around first...

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