Yeah, actually. I have a really funny story about that.

I was dating this girl when I started college. It was pretty awesome because she lived near the school in an apartment by herself so we would often miss class to be there and do things that 19 year old hormonal kids would do. Fast forward to about 3 months later, and we are getting it on in the shower. We do the deed, hop out, and someone's knocking on the door. I use a towel to cover the family jewels and it's her mom, who I haven't met. We have that awkward moment of who are you, asking questions, until I find out it's her mom! So awesome to meet her while I'm naked and her daughter is STILL in the shower. I go, get changed, her daughter comes out, that gets awkward again, and her mom says she wanted to take her to lunch. They invite me but I was tired and said I was going to take a nap and hang out at her place. No big deal they said and they go. I wake up about an hour later to her mom hanging over me near the bed. Scared the shit out of me and we have another awkward moment and she tells me she couldn't stop thinking about me. Broke down about how embarrassed she was, but that she recently went through a divorce and hadn't been with anybody since. I tried to calm her down and tell her that everything was going to be okay and tried to figure out what I was going to tell my girl, and next thing you know she's pulling the blankets down tugging at my shorts. She was actually really attractive and I knew I'd regret it, but I didn't stop her. One thing leads to another, and my j is throat deep at this point. I'm looking down at her eyes looking up at me while I'm getting lost in her mouth. At this point I realize it's only 3 oclock at work and I am counting down the minutes til I get home and have to make that decision on if I'm actually gonna blow off the gym tonight or not...