Oh, don't you worry, I tell anyone willing to listen what this shithole is like. When I'm published, it'll be included in every mention of the state, or any consideration of the Pacific Northwest.

The rest of the world needs to recognize that Montana is the toxic, infected cigarette burn on the taint of the world. With luck, once Gianforte has finished violating this state, the area code 406 will be a death sentence for any loan request, any job application, any effort to interact with the world outside. Let this place be quarantined, cut off, and forgotten.

Then maybe you xenophobes will be happy, and I can be happy knowing I'll never need to think about you again!