my dream job is Nike

I mean, as long as you're not putting the shoes together out in Vietnam, you don't have to deal with any of the slave labor / no osha protections / no epa protections / etc etc.. And as long as you're not assembling the clothing out in countries like Indonesia and Thailand you don't have to deal with the sweat shop / slave labor / no epa / no osha type environment.. And as long as you're not working with any of the higher level advertising teams who were recently broken up for horrendous treatment of women and coworkers in general.. And they mostly fixed the pay disparity between men and women.. And they did throw a lot of money at Kaepernick recently..

I guess there is potential there..