Anything Goes Sunday

Oh oh anything goes? Can I vent? Yes? Yaaaay.

Well since youre kind enough to ask... I fucking hate all the sights in the game so I use exclusively radium sights like the motherfucking boss my cat thinks I am. Take that fuckers. I fucking hate assault and support so much I wish they would all collectively disappear into another fucking dimension full of bouncy butts like in that Rick and Morty episode. I hate Operations so fucking much I wish they would sign the fucking armistice at the beginning of every fucking round so it would be over right away. I believe players who use the Hunter shotgun should sit back and rethink hard about their life and especially about that girl they've been trying to ask out but they dont because they are obviously a bunch of low-hanging-fruit-eating pussies and asking that girl out is as hard as playing with a different fucking weapon that would require a bit more skill than mindlessly pressing a fucking button like a God damn retarded fucking ape. And worst of all, the most enraging subspecies among us all gathered here are the goddamn dicktwats who upon dying and having a nearby medic stay dead long enough to make me go out of my fucking way and move earth and sky and hell around to go pump a nice shot of adrenaline up your sorry ass only to watch you disappear right in front if my incredulous and increasingly disappointed eyes. Fuck you and 1000 generations after you in the name of everything that is holy, you disgust me and I feel sorry for your poor mother who had to bear such a fucking disgrace for nine months inside her womb.

Phew that felt good ,thanks I <3 y'all.

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