This is stupid and offensive

1. Find oil - describing America
2. Shoot anyone defending it - America is making deals with Saudi Arabia, not shooting at them
3. Marry a 19 year old you met last week - assuming this is describing military dudes, now we're on a different topic. and that's sad that they're moving around so much they don't have the ability to find someone whose right for them and do it correctly
4. Dodge Charger - still hating on soldiers instead of geopolitical trends like #1?

What stupid ignorance, and I hate it when it's so awful I'm forced in the uncomfortable position of defending people I personally do not like but respect enough to give them decency.