Apparently wanting to live in a country which looks after its citizens is irresponsible

Social Democracy:

The State, in organizing security should not stifle incentive, opportunity, responsibility; in establishing a national minimum, it should leave room and encouragement for voluntary action by each individual to provide more than that minimum for himself and his family.

Christian Democracy:

The freer an economy is, the more social it is.

Communism:

Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win.

Workingmen of all countries unite!

Conservatism:

In political activity . . . men sail a boundless and bottomless sea; there is neither harbour for shelter nor floor for anchorage, neither starting-place nor appointed destination. The enterprise is to keep afloat on an even keel.

Anarchism:

To revolt is a natural tendency of life. Even a worm turns against the foot that crushes it. In general, the vitality and relative dignity of an animal can be measured by the intensity of its instinct to revolt.

Libertarianism:

FUCKING STATIST FAGS GET OFF MY PROPERTY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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