3. You are given 200 million to make a movie but it has to bomb at the box office o...

You are given 200 million to make a movie but it has to bomb at the box office or else you die. What do you make?

Epstein Didn't Kill Himself. One cinema premier showing and simultaneously straight to DVD and Blu-Ray rental, no preview showings for critics, into the Redbox machines in the Deep South ...and when reviews come out that the reason Epstein didn't kill himself is because Donald Trump did it after receiving a phone call from Vladimir Putin (which we know because the call begins, "I am Vladimir Putin, true puppet-master of the Americanski Republican Party...") but the rest of the film is 100% right-wing political porn... whoo boy.

Parts of the country lose their frigging minds and not seeing it because it shows Trump as Putin's lapdog killing Epstein, the other half not seeing it once they hear about how the first 95% of the film looks like it was written by Alex Jones tag-teaming Turning Point USA, and no international revenue because they are all pretty tired of hearing about a nation that currently doubles as a daytime TV show (plus the last installment's at 11% on Rotten Tomatoes so people will be just beating down the doors of the local Redbox machine

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