Right 300 million? Make sure the movie bombs.
Right so,open to a diner. its gonna be 40 minutes of Antonio bandera just sweet talking his hand who he's lovingly dubbed "jessica" over dinner.
Narrated by Gilbert Gottfried. Who's got no clue about the movie, he's been asked to come in for a decent sum for a recording gig. The other guy is late and I need to run errands, "I'll be back in five" I leave him with some stale crackers and some day old black coffee, tell him to get started and I'll be right back. Leave him in the capable hand of dave who I've more or less chosen because of his incompetence. Dave is really just a catalyst for the frustration but y'know the more audio the better for this. The less sense it makes the better.
At the 40 minute mark bruce Willis walks in slams a watch down on the table.
They both stare intently as I do 50 angles per second of the both they sit in for wayyyy too long.
Finally dramatic music cues.
Antonio starts begging, pleading to bruce for something,
Suddenly we can't hear the music anymore the camera is now facing in from the bakery across the street. We see a short greasy fat man standing with a briefcase eating a bagel. The pleas continue silently in the background barely noticable in the background as we shift focus to this man he grabs his brief case as he begins to hurry down the street. Several plans of the camera from several vehicles seemingly focus in on this briefcase.
We cut to a bus driver as he passes the greasy man, "something about the weather"
Heavily foreshadow that IT'll get COLD this weekend. (I make sure for zero indication of which day of the week it is.)
Seth rogan's on the bus, you don't see him but you hear him laughing in the background.
Seth begins reading the ingredient list for twinkies as the screen fades to grey.
Slowly a woman singing fades in from left to right.
We cut back to bruce and Antonio. They're angrily staring at each other.
A rumble as a train passes by.
A single word is heard over the rumbling of the train. Deliberately made loud and clear for the viewer. Its seth rogan's voice. "Poop"
He laughs the sound fading out slowly.
the camera begins to zoom out as the same bus from the other day rolls by. In the foreground and we clearly see the bus driver wearing a scarf today.
The camera keeps panning slowly coming around to rest facing down the drain where a sad mime sits alone on a half rotted wooden crate watching the camera descend into his hovel.
He stands slowly... deliberately... Raises his hand to his mouth and shushed the crowd. Blank screen as we hear the train rumble again. The rumble fades out. The rumble slowly morphs into seth rogan's laugh.
He wakes up and heads over to his agent. Everything was a dream, he wants to make a reality. That shit was great. So he starts telling his agent how it went down...
Right 300 million? Make sure the movie bombs.
Right so,open to a diner. its gonna be 40 minutes of Antonio bandera just sweet talking his hand who he's lovingly dubbed "jessica" over dinner.
Narrated by Gilbert Gottfried. Who's got no clue about the movie, he's been asked to come in for a decent sum for a recording gig. The other guy is late and I need to run errands, "I'll be back in five" I leave him with some stale crackers and some day old black coffee, tell him to get started and I'll be right back. Leave him in the capable hand of dave who I've more or less chosen because of his incompetence. Dave is really just a catalyst for the frustration but y'know the more audio the better for this. The less sense it makes the better.
At the 40 minute mark bruce Willis walks in slams a watch down on the table.
They both stare intently as I do 50 angles per second of the both they sit in for wayyyy too long.
Finally dramatic music cues.
Antonio starts begging, pleading to bruce for something,
Suddenly we can't hear the music anymore the camera is now facing in from the bakery across the street. We see a short greasy fat man standing with a briefcase eating a bagel. The pleas continue silently in the background barely noticable in the background as we shift focus to this man he grabs his brief case as he begins to hurry down the street. Several plans of the camera from several vehicles seemingly focus in on this briefcase.
We cut to a bus driver as he passes the greasy man, "something about the weather"
Heavily foreshadow that IT'll get COLD this weekend. (I make sure for zero indication of which day of the week it is.)
Seth rogan's on the bus, you don't see him but you hear him laughing in the background.
Seth begins reading the ingredient list for twinkies as the screen fades to grey.
Slowly a woman singing fades in from left to right.
We cut back to bruce and Antonio. They're angrily staring at each other.
A rumble as a train passes by.
A single word is heard over the rumbling of the train. Deliberately made loud and clear for the viewer. Its seth rogan's voice. "Poop"
He laughs the sound fading out slowly.
the camera begins to zoom out as the same bus from the other day rolls by. In the foreground and we clearly see the bus driver wearing a scarf today.
The camera keeps panning slowly coming around to rest facing down the drain where a sad mime sits alone on a half rotted wooden crate watching the camera descend into his hovel.
He stands slowly... deliberately... Raises his hand to his mouth and shushed the crowd. Blank screen as we hear the train rumble again. The rumble fades out. The rumble slowly morphs into seth rogan's laugh.
He wakes up and heads over to his agent. Everything was a dream, he wants to make a reality. That shit was great. So he starts telling his agent how it went down...
Right 300 million? Make sure the movie bombs.
Right so,open to a diner. its gonna be 40 minutes of Antonio bandera just sweet talking his hand who he's lovingly dubbed "jessica" over dinner.
Narrated by Gilbert Gottfried. Who's got no clue about the movie, he's been asked to come in for a decent sum for a recording gig. The other guy is late and I need to run errands, "I'll be back in five" I leave him with some stale crackers and some day old black coffee, tell him to get started and I'll be right back. Leave him in the capable hand of dave who I've more or less chosen because of his incompetence. Dave is really just a catalyst for the frustration but y'know the more audio the better for this. The less sense it makes the better.
At the 40 minute mark bruce Willis walks in slams a watch down on the table.
They both stare intently as I do 50 angles per second of the both they sit in for wayyyy too long.
Finally dramatic music cues.
Antonio starts begging, pleading to bruce for something,
Suddenly we can't hear the music anymore the camera is now facing in from the bakery across the street. We see a short greasy fat man standing with a briefcase eating a bagel. The pleas continue silently in the background barely noticable in the background as we shift focus to this man he grabs his brief case as he begins to hurry down the street. Several plans of the camera from several vehicles seemingly focus in on this briefcase.
We cut to a bus driver as he passes the greasy man, "something about the weather"
Heavily foreshadow that IT'll get COLD this weekend. (I make sure for zero indication of which day of the week it is.)
Seth rogan's on the bus, you don't see him but you hear him laughing in the background.
Seth begins reading the ingredient list for twinkies as the screen fades to grey.
Slowly a woman singing fades in from left to right.
We cut back to bruce and Antonio. They're angrily staring at each other.
A rumble as a train passes by.
A single word is heard over the rumbling of the train. Deliberately made loud and clear for the viewer. Its seth rogan's voice. "Poop"
He laughs the sound fading out slowly.
the camera begins to zoom out as the same bus from the other day rolls by. In the foreground and we clearly see the bus driver wearing a scarf today.
The camera keeps panning slowly coming around to rest facing down the drain where a sad mime sits alone on a half rotted wooden crate watching the camera descend into his hovel.
He stands slowly... deliberately... Raises his hand to his mouth and shushed the crowd. Blank screen as we hear the train rumble again. The rumble fades out. The rumble slowly morphs into seth rogan's laugh.
He wakes up and heads over to his agent. Everything was a dream, he wants to make a reality. That shit was great. So he starts telling his agent how it went down...