There's absolutely nothing wrong with it, and it's in its mid 20's. You have amazing hair thanks to genetics. Not a single broken bone.

If you actually want to work out, there's probably some hidden abs under there somewhere from all the heavy lifting at work, but you're constantly shoving food in your face due to working in a kitchen. Also, you get paid to do one job, but have to juggle 3, and make pastries on your day off because you're friends with the pastry chef.

Tip the hair dresser every time you get your hair cut, you'll be in there every 2 weeks, your hair grows like no one's business.

Keep your teeth clean, just about done with the braces. Also, shower twice every single day. Your amazing hair is oily. Don't swap shampoo it won't help.

When you do laundry, you're going to want to put 2x as much detergent in there to get the restaurant smell out of your clothes.

Have fun, hope you didn't leave me with a broken mess! Oh and don't forget that you're attracted to other men!