1) i want to moderate because why the fuck not. I pretty much only lurk here and Gonewild. I also lurk 4chin pretty often and it would be interesting to what shit got from there to here
2) 3-5 hours a day
3)less get threads. They're annoying and shitty and id probably do this by deleting threads as i saw them
4) kek
5) T swift
6)Ham and cheese
7) 'MURICA
8)Millhouse
9)shit. pure shit.
10) "im a huge faggot"
11)ive tried but im pretty bad
12)none
13)Moot= CUCK
14) still last.. the niggers lapped me
15)My life is not long, we know this is true So why not allow your snatch to screwed Why not allow your twt to get fked By a schlong in my slacks that loves to shoot muck Maybe you like your tts to get porked Your as* to get humped, or your mouth to get corked My cck doesn't care which desire you choose He don't give a fk, he has nothing to lose Any one of these holes you may select Will suit him just fine, do you take cash or check? I've got either one, so please tell me the fee Because I'm sick of my prick just producing pee pee I want to stand up as hard as a stone So both of my balls can butter your scone Because I truly believe deep down in my heart That when my pork starts to fk you, your pssy will fart When my dong starts to duke you, your doog'n will sing Every song ever written by sting After my schlong feels your snatch full of sap We'll fk on that tiny crack that makes crap We'll screw hump that slat that squeezes out sht While my booger flicking fingers, fiddle your clit Then I'll dong duke your mouth while watching dirty dyke porn Because your mouth ain't worth sht unless it's blowing my horn Your ct ain't worth fk, unless it's taking my dong And your *** ain't worth jack, unless it's plugged with my schlong And here's another fact of this life you must learn: If you've got a hot pssy, I've got cck meat to burn Because you make my balls horny babe, you know I can't lie I wanna shoot a scoop or two of schlong sherbert on your pie I want to take a bite of bush and get a trap full of hair Or you can sht down my schlong crack, I don't even care You can fart in my face or wipe your ** on my prick Blow your boogie on my balls or just rent us a flick Comedy, Drama, I don't give a fk As long as my old senior sausage gets sucked Action, Sci-fi, who gives a sht? As long you let me blow a load on your clit As long as you let me shoot a wad on your jugs Pour some coffee in your little ct mug I'll pour some schlong soda in your little snatch glass While I cornhole your hiney and potato your ** I'll count every crevice on your cutey pie ct While attempting an evil knievel bike stunt Then I'll toast breakfast tarts that I'll top of with grits Then I'll break out the sewing machine and make knits Then I'll kick of my shoes and put both of my feet Inside your tw*t, while I wack off my meat Then you'll kneel down and beg me to beat off my balls While we shop for sheepskin seat covers inside the mall 'Cause there ain't nothing finer in this picture perfect life Then to hand bang your bone in the food court of strife I wish we could fk in a popcorn machine They wouldn't have to add butter if you know what I mean All they'd have to do is add a tad bit of salt Then we'll watch CourtTV and judge for ourself who's at fault So I don't need no law whore to tell me what's wrong I've two good eyes, actually three if you count my old dong Now here's something I've never told any other fk Not only do I choke my chicken, but I strangle my duck I poo on my peter so the hole will explode Then I'll flush five falaffels down the commode I'll suck on your clit 'till my cck hocks up spit I'll teach you tie your shoes with your tts Wait just a minute, that reminds me, my love Have you ever pulled turds out by hand without gloves I have, it sure makes your fingers fking stink But anyway I'm so glad that I am your shrink
