You are locked in a room alone with Donald Trump for exactly 5 minutes, but you can’t kill or maim him. How are you spending your time together?

I see if there's a way I can sales pitch him in the benefits of nuclear or alternative energy. He's a salesman, through and through. Screeching at the man about 'MuH eNvIrOnMeNt!!' won't work. But convincing him how much money there is to be made is speaking his language.

And, as a special bonus, I'd pay real money to watch the blue team's heads collectively explode if he came out announcing huge green energy and nuclear subsidies and incentives. The sheer cognitive dissonance of them now having to argue how fossil fuels are better, because "if Orange Man Bad is for something, we must be against it" would keep me entertained for a good 3-4 weeks.

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