When the time is mine to treasure -
When my day is up to me -
I could spend it all on pleasure,
I could walk the world and see!

I could watch my dearest movie -
I could play the nearest game -
I could get on dancin' groovy,
I could set the night aflame!

I could walk around in panties -
I could strutt my stuff with pride -
Drink a whisky singin' shanties,
Gettin' naked,
go outside!

I could bask in private glory -
I could take my precious time -
I could start the perfect story,
Write a stanza,
pen a rhyme!

I could settle back and savor
Any second I'd relive -
I could find the perfect flavor,
I could take and I could give!

I could stay up late enjoying
What I'm certain to forget -
I could surf the web annoying
Other people on the 'net!

I could drunken-call my mother,
I could tell her where to go -
I could do it all, my brother!

... but I stay on reddit, yo.