You are randomly given access to developer mode where you can make any changes to human life, any changes made are global and affect everyone. What is included in your first patch notes?


DRINKS, DEAN CONTROLLED (40/week) SATIVEX™ 4/1 100mL carbonated water 100g fructose/glucose 10g gum arabic .33ml activated LA confidential terpene sugars .33ml activated BC bud terpene sugars .33ml activated trainwreck terpene sugars .33ml activated white widow terpene sugars .33ml activated maui waui terpene sugars .33ml activated granddaddy purps terpene sugars .33ml activated jilly bean terpene sugars .33ml activated sour diesel terpene sugars .33ml activated blueberry terpene sugars .33ml activated durban poision terpene sugars

orange concentrate 1L carbonated water 750g fructose/glucose 111ml SATIVEX™ 4/1 18ml citric acid 10g gum arabic 3.5ml orange oil 1.75ml lime oil 1.75ml lemon oil .5ml coriander oil .33ml neroli oil
.33ml lavender oil .33ml apple oil, steam .33ml mangosteen oil .33ml blood orange oil .33ml amyl acetate

lemon-lime concentrate 1L carbonated water 750g fructose/glucose 111ml SATIVEX™ 4/1 24ml citric acid 10g gum arabic 2.5ml lime oil 2.5ml lemon oil 1ml orange oil 1ml coriander oil .33ml neroli oil .33ml lavender oil .33ml kaffir lime oil .33ml key lime oil .33ml hemp terpenes .33ml mango oil, steam

cola concentrate 1L carbonated water 750g fructose/glucose 111ml SATIVEX™ 4/1 18ml citric acid 10g gum arabic 3.5 ml orange oil 3.1 ml lime oil 1.3 ml cassia oil 1 ml lemon oil 1 ml nutmeg oil .33ml coriander oil .33ml neroli oil .33ml lavender oil .33ml b-myrecene .33ml pomegranite oil .33ml blueberry oil .33ml mango oil, steam


PSYCHOTROPICS, DEAN CONTROLLED (40/day) somatic (personal limit: 5/week) 100mg tetrahydracannabinol in Sativex™ 4/1

anti-somatic (personal limit: 5/week) 21mcg carfentanil/lofentanil

anti-create (personal limit: 5/week) 15mg mirtazapene 75mg trazodone 2mg aripiprazole

strong sleeping (personal limit: 5/week)
10mg diazepam 10mg zolpidem 10mg zalepon 10mg melatonin

crunk (personal limit: 5/week) 75mg flibanserin in Ayddi™ 15mg methamphetamine in Desoxyn™

chill (personal limit: 5/week) 15mg propranolol in Generic Equivalent 200mg gabapentin in Neurontin™ 5mg diazepam in Vallium™

somatic (personal limit: 5/week) 105mg THC in Marinol™ 52mg CBN in Sativex™ 42mg CBD in Sativex™

anti-somatic (personal limit: 5/week) 8mg buprenorphine in Subutex™

anti-create (personal limit: 5/week) 20mg mirtazapene 75mg trazodone

synergic (personal limit: 5/week) 10mg phenylpiracetam 5mg colouracetam 180mg armodafinil

create (personal limit: 5/week) 10mg d-amphetamine 75mg moclobemide 1mg selegeline

relax (personal limit: 5/week) 750mg gabapentin 750mg phenibut 2.5mg diazepam

strong synergic (personal limit: 2/week) 10mg noopept 10mg colouracetam 180mg armodafinil

strong create (personal limit: 2/week) 15mg d-amphetamine 100mg moclobemide 1mg selegeline

strong anti-somatic (personal limit: 2/week) 8mg buprenorphine 500mcg naloxone 15mcg carfentanil

strong anti-create (personal limit: 2/week) 50mg trazodone 100mg hydroxyzine 2mg aripiprazole

sleep (personal limit: 2/week) 10mg zolpidem 10mg zapelon 5mg diazepam 1mg melatonin

very strong anti-create (personal limit: 2/week) 100mg trazodone 2mg brexpiprazole 25mg quetiapine

reset (personal limit: 1/week) 100mg ketamine

enhancer (personal limit: 2/week) 10mg colouracetam 10mg amantadine 75mg bromantane

∫ (personal limit: 5/week) 1g sucrose or cyclodextrin 100mcl polyetylene glycol 100mg talc (NOT from baby powder) 20mg dextro-amphetamine citrate 1mg selegeline hydrochloride 250mcg pramipexole freebase

∫∫ (personal limit: 2/week) 1g sucrose or cyclodextrin 100mcl polyetylene glycol 100mg talc (NOT from baby powder) 40mg dextro-amphetamine citrate 2mg selegeline hydrochloride 500mcg pramipexole freebase

NZT-48 (personal limit: 7/week) 1g sucrose 100mg talc 600mcl polyetylene glycol 100mg PRL-8-53 hydrochloride 25mg YNT-185 phosphate 10mg colouracetam freebase 500mcg brexpiprazole hydrochloride

CHEWS, COLORED (cumulative limit: 20/day) whitepill (personal limit: 20/day) 1g sucrose, no ricin 1g titanium dioxide 59mcg haloperidol 50mcg pramipexole 5mcg lsd-25/al-lad 1mcg carfentanil

blackpill (personal limit: 20/day) 1g sucrose, no ricin 1g activated charcoal 1mg amantadine/memantine 100mcg aripiprazole/brexpiprazole 3mcg ohmefentanil/lofentanil

greenpill (personal limit: 20/day) 1g sucrose, no ricin 100mg chlorophyll 100mg epigallocatechin 10mg crystalline THC/CBD 1mg JWH-018/AM-2232 1mg buprenorphine hcl 1mcg carfentanil/lofentanil

redpill (personal limit: 20/day) 1g sucrose, no ricin 77mg red number 40 10mg cherry, artificial 3mg chlorphenamine 3mg escitalopram 5mg dextroarromethorphan 100mcg haloperidol 200mcg pramipexole 1mcg carfentanil

magentapill (personal limit: 20/day) 300mg bioavalible epitalon 300mg reservatrol, natural 100mg n-acetyl-semax-amidate 100mg cannabivarin 100mg cannabichromene 10mg cannabigerol 50mcg brexpiprazole/aripiprazole 7mcg lysergic acid diethylamide-25 5mcg ohmefentanil/ohmefentanil

pinkpill (personal limit: 20/day)
1g sucrose, no ricin
100mg citrus bioflavonoids
100mg cherry powder
10mg progesterone
10mg spironolactone
10mg estrogen
1mg estradiol
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