Hmm that still fits Samoore's points nicely:

a dubious organization founded and run by a charismatic/manipulative male leader (Pope/Preacher)

who takes vague notions from older religions and repackages them with other vague notions of pseudoscientific phenomena, (Most of the bible (sample: Noahs Ark/Flooding, Jesus healing Miracles, Miraculous Birth, & Resurrection)

Then bides as much time as they can so they can bang as many runaway hippie chicks (Children) as they can.

and then when they’re running on fumes and the movement is about to fall apart, they make all their followers drink magical kool aid flavored night night juice (Blood of Christ)

just so he doesn’t have to look them in the eye anymore (Confession booth)