Are there any reasons not to go to California?

Lemme run you down on all the Bay Area and Central California stereotypes. If someone could do LA and San Diego areas, that's pretty much all there is to know about Californian culture.

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Santa Rosa down to San Rafael: Shit, people live here?

Napa: wine and rich white people excursions.

Fairfield: I actually don't know, all I know is that they have a marching band and we go there once a year for some shitty competition.

Sacramento: Like Washington DC, but hella ghetto.

Stockton: Didn't they say something about bankruptcy? It's also hella ghetto, like up there with Sacramento.

Richmond, Antioch, Concord, Walnut Creek: Rich white people.

Berkeley: Smart people, I guess? The only thing Berkeley has going on is UC Berkeley (or buh-kuh-li, if you ask the parents of the students going there)

Oakland: Hella ghetto.

Danville and San Ramon: Not as ghetto as oakland, but still pretty fuckin' bad

Alameda: All we know is that it's the town that the county is named after.

San Leandro, Castro Valley, Hayward, Union City, Fremont: It's not ghetto but still pretty beat-down.

Milpitas: Old. And lots of immigrants.

Dublin: Excruciatingly Irish. Also really barren.

Pleasanton: children of Asian and Indian immigrants trying their hardest to get into UC Buh-Kuh-Li. Also, fairgrounds.

Livermore: A beat down version of Pleasanton.

Tracy: Hicks and farms.

San Jose: Really high-tech (but not really) and where all the University graduate F.O.B.s go to work.

Sunnyvale, Cupertino, Palo Alto: Google or something? It's the ridiculously Silicon Valley kind of shit here.

Everything on the peninsula up to San Francisco: They exist?

San Francisco: Sexually deviant personalities, Hipsters, Gay Pride Parades, and nobody has a car and takes BART everywhere, recycles, saves the planet, is always the first at everything "progressive" and "liberal".

Modesto all the way down to Fresno: If you find yourself living here, just kill yourself. It's not worth it.

Along the Monterey Bay: The Beachside Boardwalk and Monterey Bay Aquarium.

Bakersfield: Pit stop on the way to LA.

Lake Tahoe down to Sequoia National Forest: Nature and everyone goes there on vacation for camping or some shit.

Everything above Sacramento up to Oregon: Nature and nobody really knows why they exist.

and then Chico: CSU Party.

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