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I have personally postulated that Vladimir Putin is LGBTQ since the picture of him shirtless riding a horse came out. It wasn't the shirtlessness, as many men of all oreintentations like having their shirt off. Rather it was the look of absolute shame in the horse's eyes of being forced to carry such a regressive asshole who is secretly gay on its back. After staring deeply into that horse's eyes I knew his secret. I see it in the eyes of his advisors, his people, even in his eyes. Shame. Deep embarrassment for this amoeba of man who treats the LGTQ+ community like trash all while secretly hiding his own orientation. I found this article where he insists that he will never give his own people the right to marry and it just seems to me that if he accepted his own sexuality maybe he wouldn't have to pass laws to that help him pretend to be straight.

So next time you wonder if Vladimir Putin is LGBTQ+ just look into the eyes of the bear he is riding and you will know that he is hiding in plain sight.

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