Monet X Change. Actually, don't bother: I'll just do a Monet Chargeback.

[to Latrice] And apparently RuPaul spent the whole budget just to book Tyler Perry! I loved you in Medea!

You can always tell when Trinity Taylor's smiling, because after all that surgery, she can't move her facial muscles without shitting herself.

Valentina, have you met Farrah Moan? And Farrah Moan, BAROOOOO BAROOO Valentina BAROOOOOO. I'm sure you two will get along just fine!

Monique Heart! Brown cow, ehhhhhhhn.

Jasmine Masters, you were so bitter after your season! Why did you come back? Was Pizza Hut not hiring?

Now, y'all need to knock before you go into Naomi's hotel room, because she sleeps upside-down like a bat. It's true! It keeps her tall and long and beautiful. But it also give her those hellish cliffhangers.

G-g-g-Gia! Walk into the club purse. Not purse first, just purse. Here's hoping this time around you can upstage your own accessories.