Is it too late to ask stuff? I REALLY need help with my routine. I have basically zero idea what I'm doing. Can I get the explain like I'm 5, but really 5?

1. How do I sample things? ??? Do I do it on my face? If I get acne it is bad right? Or red? What should I be looking for? How much should I use? Where on my face? If not face where? Should I try it more than once? IDK

I went to the megathreads and got stuff but yeah... so:

1. In what order should I use these products?

I need a routine for day and one for night.

1. What is the product supposed to do/ what is it's purpose? (just for the not stupid obvious like I know what BB cream does)

2. Is there any special way I am supposed to use it?

Product list: (WARNING: not everything is AB but 80% is)

From Left to Right (if looking at album)

1. Konjac Sponges by Beauty Shelf (Natural is visible but pack includes charcoal and green tea as well)
2. Black Sugar Cleansing Oil by Skin Food
3. Snail Bee High Content Mask Pack by Benton
4. Snail Bee High Content Essence by Benton
5. (NON AB) 20% Vitamin C Serum by Belitae
6. Hyaluronic Lotion Moist by Hada Labo
7. Hyaluronic Acid Clensing Foam by Hada Labo
8. White Tone Up Eye Serum by Innisfree 9 Aqua Rich Watery Essence SPF 50+ PA ++++ UV by Biore
9. BHA Blackhead Power Liquid by Cosrx
10. Acne Pimple Master Patch by Cosrx

FROM LATIVA:

1. (NON AB) Acne-n-Pimple Cream by Himalaya Herbals
2. (NON AB) Anti-Pickel Roll On (Pimple roll on stick) by Isana Young (German)
3. (NON AB) Augen Make-Up Entferner & WaschGel (make up remover wash) by Isana Young (German)
4. (NON AB) Anti-Pickel Geichts-Wasser (Mycell water I think) by Isana Young (German)

5. (NON AB) Beruhigende Creme (night and day cream i think) by Isana Young (German)

6. Multi Function Formula All In One Snail Repair Cream by Mizon

7. Special Solution Good Night White Sleeping Mask by Mizon

8. Snail Recovery Gel Cream by Mizon

SAMPLES (random order sorry)

1. Multi Seaweed Gel (Aqua package) by Lioele
2. Beyond The Solution BB Cream (Pink Cinderella Carriage package) by Lioele
3. Blooming Shimmer Pearl Base by Lioele (pink package)
4. Fresh Cherry Tint by Etude House (pink and white package)
5. Waterdrop Sleeping Pack by Lioele (baby blue package)
6. Premium Lettuce & Cucumber Watery Essence by Skinfood (has lettuce on it lol)
7. Baby Choux Base in Cherry Choux by Etude House (circular in baby pink)
8. Snail All In One BB Cleanser by Purito (cream with green accent)
9. Premium Avocado Rich Essence by Skinfood (avocado on it)
10. Snail Clearing BB Cream SPF 38/PA+++ by Purito

11. Intensive Skin Barrier Eye Cream Pack Deep Moisture Lifting Care by Mizon (pink and silver squiggle with blue square)

12. (NON AB) Moisturzing Cream by CeraVe

13. (NON AB) Salicylic Acid 2% Acne Medication Soft Touch Pags Maximum by Stridex

14. (NON AB) (dark green) Purifying Facial Sheet Mask by Superdrug

15. (NON AB) (pink) Hydrating Facial Sheet Mask by Superdrug

16. (NON AB) (light green) Calming Facial Sheet Mask by Superdrug

17. (NON AB) Herbal Blemish Stick by Burt's Bees

18. (NON AB) Clear Improvment Active charcoal mask by Origins

19. Pore Care Pack Natural Charcoal from Daiso

20. (NON AB) Self Heating One Minute Mask by Biore

21. (NON AB) Face Strip or Nose Strip by Biore

22. Black Head Pore Strip by Pilaten

NOTE: 12-16 I got overseas in Latvia

Picture album of haul:

http://imgur.com/a/QAABw

List is from bottom going up sorry ;/

If someone can help me with this I will send you some skin care stuff. I will send you one of the superdrug face masks, 2 of the black head pore strip by Pilaten, and a high content snail bee mask if you want them and maybe some other stuff...plus a letter in the mail.

Helping me out on Skype would be awesome too but not necessary however it also might be easier LOL. Like how do I do skin?