Yo. Yo circlejerk We keep it pleasant 'round these parts
So if you're looking for a fight this here just ain't the place to start
I realize that in your eyes this type of sub should be despised
It's all just blatant feel-goodery, we should disband for the good or we
Will end up out-jerkin' the jerks in the circle but as just as long as we keep wearing each other down like we're Urkel
We might get to a place where this space could be safe to just come when you're done with the circle jerk fun
And you sit back an ask what have I even done? A quick look on Facebook shows this shit got too dumb
Shit tier memes - you post em
Epic breads - you toast em
Is it even ironic when you become iconic for posting naked bananas and bad rage comics?
The point is I get that we all get fed up with the other denizens that we've all buddied up with
But I propose a simple fix to keep all of your upvote clicks While not devolving back to 10 just cuz reddit's dumb again
Circle jerk is where you go to post ayy lmao
CC is where you can come when you start to feel like you're now numb
Take part in just one conversation that's not measured in mega-Sagans and you'll end up saying
"I forgot people have the capacity to be cool, I guess the whole world isn't just my high school"
There are people online that would rather spend time by just talking to me like it wasn't a crime to
Have a fucking heart - instead of posting Paul Blart, we may not fix the world but it's a good place to start
Is it Tumblr 2.0 in the making? Who could know? So I get why you'd be wary, shit is scary, doncha know?
So relax, it's just the internet - Nobody knows where you just went
Just delete your cache and you're back on your way to calling everyone gay for having something to say.
Ayy
Ayy
Ayy
Lmao