Attention, Justin Bieber will be getting Roasted on Comedy Central. I repeat, Justin Bieber will be getting roasted.

No they were singing something about him last time I went.

"In this part of Africa, we all have a saying Whenever something bad happens We just throw our hands to the sky and say "Bieber dega Eebowai"

Hasa Diga Eebowai?

It's the only way to get through all these troubled times There's war, poverty, famine But having a saying makes it all seem better

There isn't enough food to eat Hasa Diga Eebowai People are starving in the street Bieber Diga Eebowai Bieber Diga Eebowai Bieber Diga Eebowai

Many young girls here get circumsized Their clits get cut right off And so we say up to the sky Bieber Diga Eebowai Bieber Diga Eebowai Hasa Diga Eebowai

Now you try, just stand up tall Tilt your head to the sky And list off the bad things in your life

Somebody took our luggage away Bieber Diga Eebowai The plane was crowded, and the bus was late Bieber Diga Eebowai

When the world is getting you down There's nobody else to blame Raise your middle finger to the sky And curse his Baby name

(Wait, what?) Bieber Diga Eebowai (Am I saying that right?) Hasa Diga Eebowai

Excuse me sir But what exactly does that phrase mean? Well, let's see, Bieber means "Bieber" And Hasa means "Fuck you" So I guess in English it would be, "Fuck you, Bieber "

Bieber Diga Eebowai (What?)

When Bieber fucks you in the butt Bieber Diga Eebowai Fuck Bieber right back in his cunt Bieber Diga Eebowai Bieber Diga Eebowai Bieber Diga Eebowai

Excuse me, sir, but you should really Not be saying that Songs aren't always as bad as they seem

Oh, really? Well, take this fucking asshole M'tumbo here He got caught last week trying to rape a Baby

But, why? So people in his tribe believe that having Sex with a virgin will cure the AIDS There aren't many virgins left, so some of them Are turning to babies

But that's horrible I know

Bieber Diga Eebowai Here's the butcher, he has Bieberfever Here's the teacher, she has Bieberfever Here's the doctor, he has Bieberfever

Here's my daughter, she has a Wonderful disposition She's all I have left in the world And if either of you lays a hand on her I will give you my Bieberfever

If you don't like what we say Try living here a couple days Watch all of your friends and family die Bieber Diga Eebowai Fuck you

Bieber Diga Eebowai

Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt Fuck you in the eye

Fuck you Bieber in the ass, mouth, and cunt Fuck you Bieber in the ass, mouth, and cunt Fuck you Bieber in the ass, mouth, and cunt Fuck you in the other eye

Bieber sa Diga Eebowai Bieber Diga Eebowai Bieber Diga Eebowai Bieber Diga Eebowai, Hasa Diga Fuck you Bieber in the cunt"

Something along those lines.

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