Aubrey Plaza and the Holy Oil

That logic explains Moses talking to a burning bush and some other first-hand accounts in the OT and even some of the NT (the things that were only experienced by one person or a couple people). But the logic doesn't explain away certain miracles that Jesus performed that were seen by many people. I always wonder like, "if this dude Jesus didn't exist or was just a conman wouldn't somebody have called him out on it." Like when I read the Bible I'm always trippin on how everything is taken for fact. Like it seems to me if Jesus didn't resurrect or the tomb wasn't discovered to be empty wouldn't someone be like "no dude, that tomb had someone in it, these chicks are trippin." IDK, that's something about the Bible that always tripped me out, people are really quick to call someone out on their stories. Maybe they weren't back then... But it seems like that's something that's particular to humankind in a whole, not just nowadays. Like anytime I've tripped on LSD or shrooms, the hallucination was something that was seen by me, like a personal experience. I've had some hallucinations with people that were collective but not to the extent that we all saw a particular person doing something crazy and considered it to be real. Anytime that ever happened we all knew it was a hallucination. I'm not trying to sound pushy or anything like that, I'm just trying to be thought-provoking and make people really think about it. Like the Bible is crazy (not saying Catholics or Protestants are accurate in their interpretation of it) there's gotta be something to it as far as the meaning of life etc. Not saying it's meant to be taken completely literally (although I think the NT is literal) but there's something to it, like it's gotta be a key to something. Right? Especially when you're high. Like certain Truths are in there that it just seems crazy that these people knew. Like even the OT Law, like these people had absolutely no knowledge of things like pork making you sick or shrimp etc. and some dude in the sky was like, "Yo, I forbid you from eating that stuff... Don't trip on why, just don't do it, it's for your own good." Then come to find out thousands of years later it would have been detrimental to them. Always tripped me out...

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