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When I was a kid, I was going to 7-11 and a black homeless guy asked if I could help him. I was maybe 8 years old at most. He told me I could steal anything if he went in the store with me. I’d go in and they’d eyeball me because I’m a kid. He’d go in after me and all of a sudden, they didn’t give a shit about me. I’d fill my bag with candy and all sorts of stuff. Then, while I’d pay for a soda or a pack of baseball cards, they’d be forced to take their eye off him to deal with me. That’s when he’d shove hot dogs and bread down his pants. Then we’d go behind the jewelry store next door and I’d give him a bunch of candy. We did this every now and then. He moved around to different stores, but when I’d see him, we’d run our scam.

I was so stupid. That guy could have murdered me behind a dumpster.

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