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This is a conversation between a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat and yourself, Dan. Dan: Hi Dan: Im Dan a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: what dan Dan: Dan a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: dan, who is not on fire a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: dan, who is not so grump a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: dan the janitor Dan: wait Dan: gamegrumps? a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: yeah Dan: can we make the penises kiss? Dan: </3 Not a real GG fan... Heart Broken a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: chill Dan: Dan has no chill Dan: There is only Dan a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: I'm sorry dan a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: I should have known a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: but you're also elitist in fan-dom so that's uncool of you Dan: explain a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: Elitist fans are uncool Dan: no, explain the accusation of elitist Dan: elitist for doing or being what? a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: "you're not a REAL fan" a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: that's elitist Dan: I mean if you what to talk semantics, you're correct. Dan: But if Im going to talk GameGrumps why would I want to talk to someone who doesn't enjoy it on a level that I do. Not only would you be less interested in the conversation but you would also understand very few of my references. So in a sense I wasn't saying that you aren't a REAL fan, you just aren't as into as I am... a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: I'm p into it but I actually just came across the channel a couple of weeks ago so I haven't seen all of it yet? Also you literally said I wasn't a real fan and that's kinda a mean thing to do. a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: I'm not really mad tho, like, I don't wanna fight about this or anything Dan: When I said REAL fan, I was implying that you led me to believe that you were a GG fan but by not responding it seemed as if you were just someone who knew his name. Dan: I wasn't gauging your level of fandom, just saying I didn't think you were a fan period based on how long it took to respond. a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: Yeah okay, I understand a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: It's cool man a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: Got a little pissy there for a moment Dan: And if you want to talk to somebody then don't say they're elitist. Just fucking talk Dan: No I am. Why get nit-picky if you just want to have a good time a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: I'm sorry man it just seemed like you were going OOOH YOU'RE NOT A REAL FAN!!, it was a misunderstanding okay? Dan: So... do you have sharpie a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: why? Dan: Do? a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: well yeah i got one Dan: Put it in your pooper a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: I was apologizing what's your problem? Dan: Dan is not problem. Dan is solution Dan: ALL HAIL DAN Dan: DAN THE MAN a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: Does that mean I have to shove a pen in my asshole now a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: goshdarn Dan: For Dan a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: I'll do it a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: for dan a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: a single tear rolls down my cheek Dan: I wipe tear with towel Dan: Dan will make it okay a 20 cm tall Tsukiyama Shuu riding a majestic persian cat: thanks dan Dan: puts another sharpie in pooper Dan: hides in meat locker You've left the conversation.

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