The Backroom

Haha, they're still telling people that story? Dr. C███████ started telling it to new members of site security as a joke; he was eventually told off for it by the Site Director, but by then it became a sort of "tradition" among site security to tell new recruits that I was dangerous and prank them with a fake security breach. They were going to shut that down too, but it turns out staging fake containment breaches is good practice and I'm the safest object contained on-site; I'm basically harmless outside of my secondary effect (though my primary effect can be annoying), so they could stage "containment breaches" without actually putting anyone at risk.

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