Got super carried away, but the whole thing reminded me of the Cyanide and Happiness Rail Road Man song , so here we go..
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Max Payne once had a dream for our frame to run so high with temperature so low. Behind the screen to be a man enjoying a game. He covered Stream and its user base and he could've kept on going if it wasn't for that fateful day. Those two weird fellas came to town and invented console's play. They called their system PS4 and Xbox One. And they said:
"Our games can entertain the man without the need for desks! The human eye can't see beyond the 30th frame, PC gaming is dying and your dream will fail."
Max Payne was none too pleased about that, he said:
"30 frames don't make up a game and dang if that ain't wrong!, Hey that lyric ain't half bad, I hope it ends up in a song. Those console gamers and their controls can go and suck a cock. Those PS4 and Xbox one can sniff my bum, can give my ass a smell and their gaming system can burn in hell."
The console brothers, they challenged him they said:
"You think you great, can you PC system run all of our games? With the comfort that we got, relaxing back on your couch with controller in your hand and not on a desk like you are still at work? If you do it we will leave town and we wont ever come back, but if you fail you can take your gaming tower and shove it up your crack!"
MP: "Naah, the hell with you console brothers ,you better pack your bag and leave right now. There is nothing that can stop the PC, the Master Race that us!"
He pulled out his custom build and hooked it to a screen, grabbed controller and put it in the back. He pulled up a couch, sat down and loaded all the games. The frames were and the resolution too. The consoles brothers hope was broke and they saw the light. They threw away their shameful systems and begged Max Payne to help them ascend. He help the brothers our and show them the rightful way....
They are living happy now, proud to be in the Master Race.