BAN WHO DEY!!

Here follow these step my friend the fate of Cincy depends on you!

STEP 1 EVALUATE

Do you know for certain that you’ve been cursed?

If no, what makes you suspect that you’ve been cursed?


If yes, do you know who cursed you? The more information you can gather on who cursed you, how they did it and why, the better off you’ll be.


What kinds of effects is the curse having? Is it affecting only you or are others also experiencing the effects?

Since we know this curse is a freakin' doozey (Thanks Mike Brown) I think we just need to skip to this step...

STEP 4 BRUTE FORCE

If the curse won’t be reflected and it’s resisting simpler methods of curse breaking it’s time to just break it with a little (or a lot) of force. This spell is simply an example of one that can be used, there are many out there and you can and should pick and tailor a spell to most closely fit what you know about the curse.

YOU WILL NEED

Air Drying Clay

Water charged with the sun's energies (preferably at noon)

A slip of paper and a pen (red ink is preferable)

Bay leaf

Black candle

Fire safe container

A tool for writing in clay

Hammer

This spell must be performed at night and will be most effective if performed during the new or waning moon.

Cleanse yourself and your work space thoroughly and anoint yourself with solar water. Light the candle. Write down on your slip of paper all of the effects that the curse has had on you, be thorough and specific. When you have everything written down, fold the bay leaf into the paper and set it on fire, allow it to burn completely to ashes in the fire safe container.

When the ashes are finished smoldering set them aside. Take a small portion of clay (enough to create a talisman that will be easy to carry but not so small that you cannot inscribe it) and anoint it with a drop of solar water. Mix the ashes into the clay thoroughly. Roll the clay into a ball and flatten it into a disc, be sure not to make it too thin . On one side, inscribe the words:

“No more befouled, again unbound, again unbidden”

On the other side inscribe a symbol to represent the curse, this can be a sigil but it can also just be a simple doodle. Close your ritual space, blow out the candle and let the talisman dry according to the directions provided.

When the talisman is completely dry take it outside early one morning and allow it to sit in the sun until noon. The talisman is now finished, carry it with you everywhere you go and it will absorb the energy from the curse, preventing it from affecting you. On the next new moon take the talisman and smash it, rendering the curse that it has absorbed useless and broken. Dispose of the shards outside of your home.

STEP 5 AFTER THE CURSE IS BROKEN

You are King and/or Queen of Cincinatti and we douse you in Chili. Good luck my friend, for honor!

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