Barely Legal Native Gets Destroyed by Fat Creeps

Let's be honest here, when one of us hurts your feelings you're just gonna curl up into a ball in the nearest corner/safe-space and wail like a banshee to the point that your parents will sign you up for therapy. You'll be a burden to the folks around you, and eventually distance yourself from everyone except for when you suddenly appear out of the blue and need to borrow large sums of money to satisfy whatever spending/gambling addiction you came to acquire due to you believing it will 'fill the void' when you will only be making things worse. You'll grow up a husk of the person you once were, and you will constantly stick to the past; not only holding yourself back, but also your family (-and God forbid if you ever have kids to leech off of after all the emotional trauma you'll put them through after your inevitable divorce). So, in short, I don't think anything I can say could EVER possibly bring more displeasure, malcontent, or suffering than what you possibly could become in the future.

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