LOL nnooo I was kidding.

It would take me 6 hours to find a Blizzard World of WarCraft development phone number.

I'm 99.6% sure they would say I'm in the wrong department.

I'm 94% sure they would give me a number or forward me to tech support.

I'm 98% sure someone would say: "Diablo 2 is an old game. We technically do not support that game anymore." To which I would say: "can I speak with the manager?" To which the manager would say: "Sir, I'm sorry but we only deal with technical support for games like Diablo 3, Hearthstone, World of WarCraft, and Overwhatever." To which I would respond: "Can I get the contact to the CEO?" And the manager's response would be: "I'm sorry but we aren't allowed to give that information. However, we can forward your complaint to the grievance department." And then I'd be like: "no. If you don't care, why the fuck would the grievance department care?" Then there would be silence on the phone. Then I would be like: "OK you son a bitch, quit your job, and then die!" Then there would be silence....an interesting silence. An exquisite beautiful silence over this phone with a consumer on one end and a guy that is trying to be as responsible as possible to the Blizzard company. And then it happens..something happens..something here happens. I do not know what. Oh yeah. Donald Trump realizes that Blizzard has no integrity, shuts the company down, exiles him to Detroit, and then tells everyone to stop using Blizzard games because they're wasting everyone's time because Bilboballin can't connect to his Battle.net with Diablo 2 because his email is somewhere between 1 and 3000 characters too big.