Dear negative fuckwits of this thread,

This is not my apartment so please stop telling me that you think "my" setup sucks because I own NONE of it. I stayed in this place for 2 nights and used it as a locker: meaning I was out the door exploring the city by 8am and back by midnight. I did not expect this post to blow up and I also DID NOT HANG THAT FUCKING PICTURE OF ALBERT MOTHERFUCKING EINSTEIN SO STOP TELLING ME HOW MUCH YOU HATE IT. I posted this photo because I liked the way the natural light from the big windows hit the interior. If you have a problem with this apartment, go to Portland and take it up with the owner. Based on these posts, I'm sure many of you will do just that. I'm sorry if you don't support Airbnb. In America, we have this system called free market capitalism. If you don't like it, feel free to take it up with your local legislator. I AM NOT YOUR LOCAL LEGISLATOR.

Sincerely,

A redditor that owns nothing in this photo, literally none of it, not even that blue bag or those sunglasses.