I became the driver i despise

Yup. But in an alternate dimension, I've never stooped to such a level. In that dimension, I'm still driving without a worry in the world and probably wearing the turquoise turtleneck sweater my aunt bought me for Christmas during that Macy's sale back in 2006. Not long after that, I got my first full-time job as a janitor in an upscale building on the east side. And not long after that, I'll be 66 and it'll be time to retire to someplace warmer, somewhere where they'll respect me, someplace where i can sit on a park bench and watch the sunset, but that never happened because i pit maneuvered myself into an early grave back in 2018 because I'm a dumbass who entered the Darwin sweepstakes.

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