Because using your phone is pretty much the same as having sex.

No, I made a "I remember being that stupid at that age" joke where you had a fifty/fifty chance of identifying at whose expense the joke was. As you got it wrong, the sucker in that punchline was me and not the fictitious wife. Link to detailed explanation.

Apparently identifying blatantly obvious mildly self-depreciating comments that don't necessarily reflect on a poster's life because it was a setup to a punchline isn't your strong point. This might sting a little bit I think it's best to just rip the Band-Aid off now: Reddit and the internet in general should be considered an act of fiction unless otherwise stated.

Your "women, amiright" agenda is straight from your own personal bias and I respectfully request you refrain transferring your inadequacies and insecurities to others. Please enjoy the rest of your day with the benefit of your newly learnt information with my pleasure.

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