Louis C.K walks on stage

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, you are in for quite a show tonight"

"Before we go any further, let us turn off these accursed lights, damned these inventions of the white devil, and return to our natural state...in blackness..."

All lights in the theatre are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience

At this point, all the blacks in the audience have started chanting "cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck..." silently at first, but growing steadily louder

At this point Louis has stripped completely naked, and a massive cauldron is brought on stage

>"This cauldron contains a sacred Nubian concoction made from excrement and semen of Black Men, and the blood of white male babies, it gives me crazy sexual power, sometimes I even ingest it"

Louis covers his whole body with the foul substance, his little white dick getting visibly more erect

At this point, the chanting has grown quite loud..."cuck cuck cuck cuck..."

Louis starts pleasuring himself furiously, his eyes turning back in his head as the becomes more and more ecstatic, the chanting growing ever louder

Some white people look uncomfortable and disgusted and head towards the doors, but they are locked

Finally Louis reaches climax, and as he comes he is handed a big horn, resembling a BBC >"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

At Louie's signal, Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre, slaughtering every white male with spears and stone knives

All the white women in the theatre are being dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black guys await with throbbing erections

At this point Louis is being DPd by two black bucks, and panting, he reaches for the mic...

>"Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters...I bid you welcome...to the INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!