His buddy met him on the street with box in tow,

By the color and shape he had to know,

His mouth grinned wide, his eyes came alive,

It could be nothing other than a PS5.

The box was shiny and slick and smelled brand new.

"It was the last one and I got it for you. "

"For muh muh me?" he asked, unable to speak.

"For you!" he replied in a delightful squeak.

But now be warned, this is where the story sucks,

Sadly, he charged his friend $1400 bucks.

"What?" he gasped in disbelief,

That's almost triple the price good grief!

Why would you think I'd have that kind of cash?!

He says, "Don't worry friend" and grabs his ass.

He says, "If you can do me a little favor,"

"Then the PS5 is yours to savor."

"What kind of favor?" he nervously asks, about to sob.

His friend leaned in and said "I just want a working man's hand job."

The friend screamed "WTF?" and gasped in shock.

His friend says, "It's okay I've washed my cock."

With a deep breath, he rolled his eyes,

And took his friend by shear surprise.

He spread his legs and massaged his friend's balls,

As random bystanders came one and all.

With care and loved he rubbed the friend's shaft,

While children in coats pointed and laughed,

He tugged away all while assessing his own self worth,

Then suddenly a small dollop of semen shot forth.

Everyone was impressed by the act.

And an old man mused they must smoke crack.

We bid you a Merry Christmas the two friends shouted.

But in their sincerity the large crowd doubted.

Now post nut, he shuffled off to escape his shame,

But it was a small town so they all knew his name.

This during this season in the spirit of fun,

Don't forget to give your friend and handy,

And God bless us everyone.