I have been homeless for 5 months now and I was able to get fitted for a free suit by this great man. As silly as it sounds I never owned something this nice even when I was working making money.

Great lies man. It's funny you don't mention why your family doesn't help you out.

Long story short: OP got honeypoted into downloading kiddie vids. Cops raid and pick him up, find more vids and images. He lies and says all kinds of bullshit like he “didn’t know”, and his dad buys it.

Fast forward, he pleads guilty to possessing AND distributing gets 12 months. Gets paroled. And wastes his time by drinking and bullshitting for 30 days at his friend’s house and becomes homeless because his parole won’t let him exit Maryland nor live with my dad (neighbor is a daycare, so no sex offenders). He spends his time at a ghetto homeless shelter instead of the rehabilitation place dad got him into because his ghetto prison friends live there, and they don’t run background checks.

Anyways, dad give him $100 in cash and he goes out and buys a $17 burger, beers, and a $27 haircut and whines about being poor. So he walks into this shop giving away free suits and becomes their poster boy, (along with false, tear jerking back story) so y'all people are donating money to him so he can continue to be a POS.

Don't believe me? Here's his registry info.

http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=detail&anchor=true&id=8014776

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