This has been posted before my time.

The door blew open and Jack blew in He looked at the barkeep and said with a grin I must be going I really can’t stay So pour me a drink and I’ll be on my way Barkeep said … “What’ll it be?”

I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old

Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port And wash it all down with a beer of some sort Some brandy and sherry some grog and some ale Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale

Mead, stout, vermouth and gin Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps Some old sour mash and two belly flops Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!

Jack drank it down and said that was great But I must be going before it’s too late Then his friends joined him and said sit back down If you must be going we’ll buy you a round Barkeep said … “What’ll it be?”

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With all his friends passed out on the floor Still Jack’s bleary eyes were set on the door The barkeep he said “It’s early you see, So sit right back on down cause this one’s on me” So Jack said … “Ut’ll butt he?”

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Two ladies entered Jack got to his feet He motioned them over and said have a seat Both the girls giggled, one gave him a wink And Jack with a smile said I’ll buy you a drink Barkeep said … “What’ll it be?”

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So Jack stood up and said “I must be off” The barkeep he said “Now I don’t mean to scoff But you’re here nightly and never do go So what’s say we both have one for the road?” Barkeep said … “What’ll it be?”

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Barkeep said … “FASTER!”

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LET'S SING ALONG!!!!

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