Do you believe in aliens?

Hell yeah!

There's all sorts of dinosaurs and shit out there and I'm sure at least a few planets that have something like us crawling around. I wanna see a lizard person, i think that'd be some cool shit! FU Wasome.

There's probably tons of dead civilizations and mass extinctions out there too. Whole biomes crashed into obscurity, lifes once lived that were hopefully enjoyed. This is an old house we live in, lots of space to screw around with. It has tons of rooms.

I'd have to imagine theres a few fuckers that made it to a deep space travelling, dog shit crazy levels of achievement. Masters of technology and organics, well beyond our face burning toasters and electric toothbrushes that sing a song in your head while you brush.

A true "got their shit together and figured it out" kind of people. Good on them, maybe they should leave us alone. They could be too much drama and we're better off not knowing them? Who knows. Fucking magnets and shocked eyelids as far as the eye can see.

They could be warmongers! That'd be pretty shitty. If they're hitting us though, I'd figure we wouldn't be the first thing they've took, so if we can't fight back then we just join the cycle of the universe. Tough shit guys, we had a good run. Long live paint!

What if they wanted to help us? Dote all over is like some kind of rich aunt. Slipping us space caramels and blueprints for a warp drive and the cure for cancer. Imagine all the other crazy shit they probably have if they have ships that can pull off getting to us?! It could be a new age. Maybe then we could joy ride the universe like in our dreams. That would rule.

Or all this shit is fake and it's just a simulation, or atoms smashing together in the LHC, or a fever dream, or a severe blackout drunk, a synapse firing off or a multitude of other possibilities that all this isn't really real and just made up. That'd be fucking crazy. Why would it make a difference in the end, any way? Live to be happy. These are pretty badass graphics.

Nobody knows what's really going on, anybody that says they do are a bunch of stinkers.

Are aliens flying around us? I dont know. I think most of the stuff we see is the govt fucking around with some jetsons level bullshit. Scooting orbs along the side of one of our own destroyers... and there he is. Jankins with one hand flipping off the deck crew, while the other frantically unbuttons his flight suit. He's aiming to press ass to glass, go full steamed hams on the navy. Swab this, jackasses! Go tell your grandkids about this on your deathbeds with your emphysema cough and shambled recollections. Get TLC on the phone.

But in all fairness, if that was really the case, then Fuck yeah science for figuring it out! Cant wait to read how you did it; I expect that we can see this shit in our cars 50 years from now! Gimme that tech! We're all Michael Jordan on that day, believing we can fly. Yeehaw.

Maaaaayyyybeeee the govt has some alien shit and they're all in cahoots!!!! If so, then i wish they'd quit their lying bullshit and let us know! We all take big boy poops, let's figure it all out together and deal with it! If thats the case then who knows when the cat'll be out of the bag, my question would be what would happen to let it loose? I hope it happens Weekend at Bernies style. Have a hamburger, Jorge; that'll be fun.

Nobody really knows what really goes on, so you can't really worry too much about it. It's all just out of our reach, we can only control so much. Focus on figuring out whats going on here and keep moving yourself forward. Come whatever may, we got this. Tally ho lads.

Everyone's aliens.

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