Bernie Sanders is winning. Hillary Clinton is losing.

Almost every single brick in every single building you have ever occupied was put there by Bernie Sanders. Almost every single inch of road you ever traveled on was put there by Bernie Sanders. Almost every single dank meme you have ever gazed upon was created by Bernie Sanders. Almost every single watt of electricity you have ever used was produced and carried by a system, almost every inch of which, was put there by Bernie Sanders. Almost every single drop of water that comes out of your tap came through pipes dug into the ground with great labor, and filtered by a complex system, put there by Bernie Sanders. Almost every single gadget you ever used, and almost every single line of code written for that gadget, was put there by Bernie Sanders. Almost every single bullet fired (or suffered) to protect our safety and freedom was fired (or suffered) by Bernie Sanders. Almost every dangerous and dirty job that serves the society you enjoy, from mining to deep sea welding to garbage collection to oil drilling to electrical line power installation to construction to logging is done by Bernie Sanders. Almost everything of importance that you consume or depend upon was put there by Bernie Sanders. When the shit gets tough, and the boat starts sinking, you get to sit in the lifeboat and be safe, while Bernie Sanders has to sink down into the abyss with the ship. When there is a group hostage situation and its time for a hostage to be released, we always ask and expect females and children to be made safe first. Society always puts your life first over Bernie Sanders. Then you get to go home safe and go on your computer (invented and build by Bernie Sanders) to log onto the Internet (invented and build by Bernie Sanders), scroll over to Tumblr (invented and build by Bernie Sanders) to complain about how "females have it so rough, society doesn't value females' lives". Bernie Sanders built this entire society to support and protect you. Bernie Sanders has always puts the well-being of females and children first. For tens of thousands of years, when a bear or wolf showed up, you were the ones who went to safety in the back of the cave behind a fire while Bernie Sanders grabbed a spear, went to the front and fought to his death to protect you. I'm not telling you to bow down and kiss Bernie's ass or anything like that, or that he's your superior. I am asking you to recognize that he takes care of a lot of the worst shit for you. You need to stop pretending that Bernie Sanders in the modern world is oppressing and raping females. Take that bullshit where it belongs -- over to Muslim countries and other assorted 3rd world shitholes. Go "take a stand" that is actually brave. Help the females that are actually oppressed in places like Saudi Arabia. That would actually be brave, m'ladies. Meanwhile, you have it pretty good in the West, despite all the constant "eye rape" and bullshit feminist myths about wage gaps. You enjoy an incredibly high standard of life due to the technologically advanced society Bernie Sanders literally build from the ground up for you, and can do anything you want in it. And you're welcome for that.

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