Best "Maddox Has a Shitty Family" Story

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Mexican? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Armenian Gender Studies, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Dark Souls, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in bull-prepping and I’m the top fluffer in the entire LA Cuckold Community. You are nothing to me but just another one of my wife's ex-boyfriends. I will suck you the fuck off with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with messing with my garbages? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of incel fanboys in the UCB Community and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your personal and professional reputation. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sue you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Heather S persona. Not only am I extensively trained in lying and implying, but I have access to the entire arsenal of 8chan rape lists and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the e-celebrity subreddits, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “cool as shit” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn alt-right nazi. I will disavow you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. AND I'M THE BAD GUY?????

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