Best Photo Ever....

After he kicked her on accident, he screamed in horror, ran to the nearest busy highway bridge and was about to commit suicide in his anguish, she pleaded with him to not do it "it's just a bloody nose my love, it doesn't even hurt anymore!" her words landed on deaf ears, mostly because of the loud traffic below. Staring down at the traffic he knew he would not be able to live the rest of his life this way, a woman beater, a violator of all he held dear to his virtuous ways.

Blood still pouring down her lips, he watched as she crawled closer to him, he could not hear her through the traffic below although her motions were enough to allow him to second guess this decision. He wipes his face, saturated with tears, he climbs down the overpass fencing into her arms, they are both over-come with emotion, laughing, crying, yet he punches the ground as images of the accident rush his memory. "we can get past dear, we are stronger than this" she says, he nods as they walk back toward the beach, their friends- waving them back, asking what happened "we're ok, everything is fine" she replies, as they both look at each other, she is beaming over him, he manages to crack a smile, feeling grateful to have landed such an amazing girl.

The friend with the camera, trying to make the mood more relaxing shows the couple the well timed picture "I look so funny" she says "wow I suppose my leg extended better than I expected.." he begrudgingly admits. "I suppose the fitting thing to do would be to have an after-shot of this" as she snorts back some blood, "what if your parents see this, your father will KILL me!" "oh don't worry, my nose isn't broken, there won't be any need for a medical bill." reluctantly, he agrees, they both get close to each other, the sound of the wave behind them, relaxing, romantic even. Just as the friend prepares to take the shot, she tugs on his sleeve, he bends over to hear her better- "cheer up sweetie, when we get home tonight, I'll let you try anal on me." Their friend yells "Cheese!" and thus concludes one of the most heroic nights, never to be topped by this wonderful couple again.

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