Best way to get suspended

Reminded me of my high school's Battle of the Bands. There were 3 or 4 bands taking it very seriously, though, only 1 had any real talent. Then the final band to perform was taking a massive piss. There were 4 people playing your standard instruments, then they had a singer and 3 dedicated screamers. The song they performed was about a lonely high school janitor who had no friends or family - and spent his evening sticking his broom handle up his ass.

It wasn't a very good song, but the band was super into it. And once the faculty realized what the song was about, instead of shutting it off completely, they kept changing the pitch of the singer's voice in an attempt to obscure what he was saying... but everyone already knew what he was saying - so having his vocals constantly changing pitch only made it funnier.

Then the students voted for the last band, but the faculty decided that they couldn't win because of their subject matter and use of the word "ass" - and so they gave it to the one band that had some talent.

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