My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– bored to death by the show Better Call Saul. I've been watching Better Call Saul for over a year now, and using it as background noise. Shortly after my 50th birthday, I decided to pick up this new television show that has been receiving raving reviews and accolades online and in the press. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Vince was a very bravo man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - but nothing fucking happens. I was reeling from how entire scenes would go on with nothing happening. No plot advancement, no character development. Nothing. All this time spent watching this show just to lead up to this. I have often contemplated suicide at the very notion, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to r/bettercallSaul, but I was called a speedwatcher. Vince has risen to become one of the biggest names in TV. As if to keep me in line, even my children are watching this show. For the past three months I've had to hear their theories, knowing full well that this series will likely end how it began - with nothing happening. My wife had no idea that I watched the show also, and was horrified to learn my opinion of it. I was in hell. I hated Vince for what he had brought upon my life. Recently, I tried once again to stop watching, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to a TV paused on the final scene of "Waterworks"] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that the finale will bomb. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this show for what it really is.