FML when you have both big dick and balls.

Fucking Minh! I will never forget when I got ball tapped in Northern Iraq in Dahuk. We had downtime to visit the city and where at their shopping center like their Walmart/Best Buy in one but the size of Macy’s. We were there to visit our terp’s family.

On the stairs at the shopping center, I felt what seems like a knocking on the door tap. The pain shot up my bladder and to the lower stomach, I grabbed my dick and balls and just went down in the fetal position. So it was about four of us right there in uniform, and weapons sling over our shoulders laughing and crying. I was on the ground fetal position grabbing my croch cursing and bitching around Iraqi civilians while my buddies laughed.