haha nah I don't think a kick to the nether region would help the situation, I'd rather take the good things and try to suppress the traumatic memories. I'm a guy so I assume my gender didn't help in my situation, it would have been more difficult for her to be more diabolical, I think.

I remember one time as a kid she knew my mom was getting the Christmas presents ready in her bedroom, and since I still believed in Santa I guess she figured "two bird one stone" : She sent me to my mom's room and advised me to just open without knocking because mom had a surprise for me. Sure enough my mom was in the middle of wrapping up a big present and totally freaked out when she saw me open the door.

So yeah that's how I learned Santa wasn't real and got yelled at in the process on Christmas eve. My mood went from super happy and "I can't wait for xmas tomorrow!" to "I have many questions but I want to die" in a few seconds. I noticed my sister had a... let's describe it as... "mischievous" smile when I turned around to look at her, kinda like that; a smile I would learn to recognize.

Anyway, we made it out alive didn't we? That's all that matters