forget for a moment the complexities of the deal structure and focus on the fact that UMG is a solid company at a good valuation

This is ludicrous.

How else am I supposed to whine and complain and blame someone else for my own decision to put my rent money on black? My financial future has been set back years, when all I did was bet on short-dated options as Ackman told me to using the reverse psychology of telling me to not do that exact thing?

Now I join Brad Pitt in the list of people who have lost a girlfriend due to Bill Ackman. I can’t read beyond two pages and Bill is a billionaire, ergo I must be morally right and he must be morally wrong. fumes in idiot